So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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