I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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