I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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