everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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