do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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