my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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