And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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