Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I just blew my weed a kiss
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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