i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Randomize