She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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