Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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