the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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