Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
The power of my boobs compel you
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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