Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I have tasted many bathrooms
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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