we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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