i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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