Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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