If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm at about main and main street
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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