He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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