I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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