Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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