just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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