I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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