Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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