It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
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