I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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