were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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