She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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