but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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