Well apparently he's into motor boating.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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