why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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