I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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