Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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