In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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