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Fuck
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
