Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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