Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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