Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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