Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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