cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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