One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
