new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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