Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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