carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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