Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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