i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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