if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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