he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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