Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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