that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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