It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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