fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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