Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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You. Win. At. Life.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
That accounts for only three of the penises
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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