your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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