I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
organizing the empties. That sober.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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