first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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