can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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