She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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