Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
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