Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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