foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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